>>Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
>>language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by
>>
>>its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
>>
>>In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical categories.
>>
>>It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and
>>intransitive (Mary was Fucked by John).
>>
>>It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb
>>(Mary
>>really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in
>>John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
>>
>>It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with
>>Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's
>>also
>>stupid).
>>
>>As you can see there are very little words with the overall versatility
>>of
>>the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used
>>
>>to describe many situations:
>>
>>1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
>>2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
>>3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
>>4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."
>>5. Aggression........."FUCK YOU!"
>>6. Disgust................"Fuck me."
>>7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"
>>8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."
>>9. Lost........................"where the fuck are we?"
>>10. Disbelief.............."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
>>11. Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"
>>12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"
>>13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"
>>14. Directions.............."Fuck off."
>>It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"
>>It can be used to tell time......." It's four fucking twenty!"
>>It can be used as an anatomical description......."He's a fucking
>>asshole."
>>
>>Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
>>
>>"What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshema~
>>"That's not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon~
>>"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
>>
>>"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
>>"Heads are gonna fucking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
>>"Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
>>"It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso~
>>"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" ~Michaelangelo~
>>"Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
>>"Houston we Have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~
>>
>>Now send this to at least 1 person or you'll be fucked!
>>
>>
>>
>>No offense to the ones that are married......... or will be soon!!! It
>>is
>>quite funny!!