What A Woman Says:


"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"

What A Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW